SPLAT!!

You know, they say that some days you're the windshield and on others, you're the bug. Well, today, I was, without a doubt, the windshield.

I'm back, people.

The Hal that everyone used to like and enjoy being around is back. And ya know what? It's pretty fuckin' great to be back. In fact, everything is just...well, it's great. Life is great. I wish I had a better word to use, but I think, just this once, I'll use the easiest one that I can think of.

After all, when you have friends like the ones that I have--the ones that love you and look out for you and want you to do well and succeed and live life to the fullest and just be happy--well, ya know what? I only have one thing to say to that.

Bugs beware.