I bit my lower lip, curious when I saw the note sticking out of my apartment door. I read it quickly with a gleam in my eye, crumpled it up, and tossed it aside. The note beckoned me to enter.
I opened my apartment door, headed into the humble, dimly-lit abode...hungrily looking for the gift that was waiting for me within.
I found it tucked away in the in the bathroom, gleaming and, in a way, smiling at me.
I let out a squeal of excitement (Ooh, baby!) and lowered myself atop my new present. It was cold, causing me to shudder with delight. It was so smooth and supple, clean--this was so new to me. This was truly what I'd been needing for the past two years.
And it was finally here.
So, how about a big Thank You to the Royalwood Apartments staff and maintenance crew for the brand new toilet placed in my bathroom, this afternoon, in my absence.
I shall use it in good health.
Oh, and a big giant-sized Sorry to the folks below me. Who knew a toilet could leak below me, right?! I hope y'all caught me on one of my, um, better days. Honor thy neighbor as I always say!!
Wait! What did you think I was talking about?!?!
Tee-hee!!
Yeah, thank G-d Yom Kippur (Jewish Day of Atonement) is coming up on Friday.
I am so going to hell for this one...
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